Part 1: What I’ve Learned Thus Far (in no particular order)

30 Jan
  • Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different outcome. Judging from my dating life and my career course, I am obviously completely insane.
  • If you find a cat at 3:00 in the morning, keep it. Get it washed and stuff, but keep it. This goes for dogs as well. This does not go for men.
  • When you stop complaining, things actually get better. But it’s not nearly as much fun.
  • Nothing makes you feel better than a fat baby in a bikini.
  • When you move to a building overlooking a construction site, don’t be surprised when you get woken up by jack hammers and multiple day laborers a foot outside your third floor window.
  • Look at the subway seat before you sit down. You’re welcome.
  • Enjoy thunderstorms, even if it means you get drenched. Especially if it means you get drenched.
  • Find beauty in small things, like rainbows in oil puddles, and glitter. And tiny little grains of salt that are perfectly square. I could go on and on.
  • beauty is in the details
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One Response to “Part 1: What I’ve Learned Thus Far (in no particular order)”

  1. Denise Morocco February 2, 2012 at 12:16 pm #

    You taught me a thing or two (or ten) and I’m 60 years old. Loooooove reading what you write. xo Denise Morocco

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