https://opheliasprozac.com/2016/09/19/guest-blogger/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/oonalaptopcat.jpgoonalaptopcatLaptop. Lap cat. Oona is a helper.2016-09-19T20:54:17+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2016/09/14/sorry-are-you-winking-at-me/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/odnoeye.pngodnoeyehttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/oona.jpgoona2016-09-14T19:28:19+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/about/2016-09-14T19:02:56+00:00weekly0.6https://opheliasprozac.com/2016/03/24/oh-odin/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/odindouble.jpgodindoublehttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/odinprariedog.jpgodinprariedogCan hardly see but I'm looking for troublehttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/odinchest.pngodinchestHere he is, trying to knock over a bottle of water on aforementioned "coffee table" (it's a chest)https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/odinface.jpgodinface2016-03-24T17:30:58+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2015/01/13/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chimempty.jpgchimemptyEmpty chimney: Watch out world, that women is loose.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/chimlegs.jpgchimlegsJust hanging out, don't mind me!https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/plscat.jpgplscat2015-01-16T12:43:27+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2014/09/03/thief/2014-09-08T01:04:45+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2014/09/01/back-in-time/2014-09-04T14:45:38+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2014/08/10/the-ravens/2014-08-10T23:02:15+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2014/06/28/the-tower-of-london/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013104.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERASniff. I can’t go anywhere. This chain is like a foot long. Plus, I’m made of wire.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013105.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013094.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013093.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013079.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013070.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013073.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013062.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOur attempt at a selfie with the unicorn crest behind us. As you can tell, we missed the crest entirely and we look GORGEOUS. Well done, us.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013060.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThe entrance: I like any decorator who incorporates unicorns in a classy way.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/p1013047.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAOlder than my apartment building.2014-06-28T18:53:39+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2014/05/04/underground/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/p1013035.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThank you, tube, for taking me to my friends and food. And more champagne.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/p1013042.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThe London Underground. A cooler logo and name than NYC’s “subway.”https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/p1013036.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAHm. This looks familiar.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/p1013039.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA"Go here, stupid American." Or, don't...https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/champerscheers.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAIt started with champagne.2014-05-04T22:13:03+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2014/03/25/first-class-my-trip-begins/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/firstclasschamp.jpgfirstclasschampChampagne in a glass larger than a shot glass.2014-03-25T19:01:01+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2014/03/24/back-again/2014-03-25T13:27:33+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2013/02/18/redrum/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/olliegsnow.jpgollieGsnowOliver and me.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cat-shock1.jpgcat-shock1Friend stand-in.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cat-shock2.jpgcat-shock2Brother stand in.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/olliesnow.jpgolliesnowOliver in all of his snowy glory.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/the-shining-dvd-cover-01.jpgthe-shining-dvd-cover-01Yeah, totally appropriate for a ten year old.2013-10-11T15:56:07+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/05/22/the-puppy-thief/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/puppybutt.jpgpuppybuttDiamond dispenser.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/dogxray.jpgdogxrayApparently, George was not alone in his taste for diamonds, because this is not his x-ray.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/golden-lab-puppy1.jpggolden-lab-puppy1Warning: Your brain may explode from cuteness overload if you look too long.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/pups_tri-clr-hdr.jpgpups_tri-clr-hdrGratuitous cuteness. https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/labrador-puppy1.jpglabrador-puppy1I can do no wrong. My cuteness trumps all things.2012-06-08T13:48:56+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/05/15/for-the-love-of-an-asshole-dog/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/goliver.jpggoliverOliver seeing me off to a dance. That broken arm came from soccer and was not a dog-drag related injury.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/squirrel.jpgsquirrelThe actual asshole-animal of this story. Screw you, Squirrel. Are you trying to get me killed?https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/briard-2.jpgbriard-2Where's my person? (note: this is an Ollie lookalike, not the original recipe).https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/redrum.jpgredrumI'm 32 and it freaks me out to even look at this.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/briard-1.jpgbriard-1Oliver was a Briard. Which is French for "Awesome Dog."2012-05-22T21:00:15+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/05/08/howie-the-horse/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fall-off-horse.jpgfall-off-horsehttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/water_jump.jpgwater_jumphttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/girl_riding_unicorn_wallpaper-336x336.jpggirl_riding_unicorn_wallpaper-336x336https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/howiediamond.jpghowiediamond2012-10-18T01:04:20+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/04/19/the-rat-vs-the-cat-and-the-human/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/white_wine.jpgWhite_WineYou'd need this too if there was a rat in your apartment.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img029.jpgIMG029Why did you wake me up, human?https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ghostbusters.jpgghostbustersI needed these guys.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ratcat.jpgratcatOphelia and Rat were NOT down with this peace and love bullshit.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rat1.jpgrat1Aren't I cute? I carry the Black Death. Hehe.2012-09-05T15:29:56+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/04/11/rex-the-german-shepherd-6/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/nobaby3.gifnobabyPreteen Me = A No Baby Zone. I was the Anti-Babysitter's Club.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/promqueen3.jpgpromqueen"Half the people here hate me, and the other half of the people here only like me because they think I pushed someone under a bus. This is not good." -Mean Girls, prom queen scenehttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shamrock2.jpgshamrockhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/rex3.jpgrexShepherdus Germanus (I made that up) says: "I am smarter than you are."2012-05-20T07:22:16+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/04/04/seagulls-aka-sky-rats/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/boardwalk-view2.jpgboardwalk-view2The scene of the bird crime.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/woman-attacked-by-hungry-seagull.jpgwoman-attacked-by-hungry-seagullInnocent woman. Thieving seagull.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/funnel-cake.jpgfunnel-cakeFunnel cake = heaven.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/babyseagull.jpgbabyseagullBaby seagulls: Misleadingly cute.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/littlegseagull2.jpglittlegseagull2https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/littlegseagull.jpglittlegseagullPost attack.2012-05-20T07:14:25+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/03/28/asshole-example-two-sara-the-potbellied-pig-also-an-ode-to-the-neverending-story/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/childlikeempress.jpgchildlikeempressThe Childlike Empresshttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/thenothing.jpgthenothingThe Nothing. AKA the Thing of My Childhood Nightmares.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sphynx1.jpgsphynxTrust me. There are skeletons all around these guys.2014-04-24T14:06:10+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/03/27/animals-are-assholes-an-introduction/2012-03-27T21:40:23+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/03/27/allie-the-irish-setter/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/budgies-2-blue.jpgbudgies-2-blueBudgies!https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/alliewannabe.jpgalliewannabeAn Allie lookalike.2012-05-20T07:01:43+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/03/26/tasty/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/baconmartinitopshot.jpgbaconmartinitopshothttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/baconmartini.jpgbaconmartini2012-03-27T15:24:34+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/03/22/a-week-in-the-life-of-my-phone/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/roseswine.jpgroseswineWho needs vases?https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/ringsandthings.jpgringsandthingshttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nailsphe.jpgnailspheMani-purrhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cactusandglass.jpgcactusandglassCactus & crystalhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/creepyphe.jpgcreepypheWhat I see when I wake up at 3am because I feel like I'm being watched. CreepyPhe.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/eatme.jpgeatmeHotdogs, anyone?https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/hukah.jpghukahWatermelon birthday huka https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/geditcosta.jpggeditcostaCosta Rica, in drink form2012-03-22T15:35:34+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/02/28/gravity-is-no-friend-of-mine-3-2/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/editedchamp1.jpgeditedchamphttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/editedchamp.jpgeditedchamphttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/gchampagne.jpgGchampagne2012-02-28T18:00:31+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/02/28/fake-it-till-you-make-it-the-happiness-edition/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/koala.jpgkoalaMuhahahaahaaahttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/costa-rica.jpgcosta-ricaSend me on my way.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/reese-witherspoon-cropped-bob-hairdo2.jpgReese Witherspoon Cropped Bob Hairdo[2]https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/momcollege.jpgmomcollegehttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/phecooking.jpgphecookingIf I could just get this burner lit...https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sneakers.jpgsneakersThe more neon sneakers are, the faster they make you run. This is a fact.2012-02-29T01:31:00+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/02/14/happy-valentinescrazy-cat-lady-day/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pheunderwear.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAThis post brought to you from my underwear basket, where Phe has taken up residence.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/rabbiphe.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERARabbi Phe Says "Shalom"https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/phetrampstamp.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERATramp Stamp Phehttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/phecuteheart.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAValentine's babyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/phe3.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/phe2.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAShy Phe2012-02-16T18:32:11+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/02/13/note-from-landlord-translated/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/landlordnote.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA2012-02-17T15:36:48+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/02/07/are-you-ready-for-some-ticker-tape/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ticker4-e1328647855839.jpgticker4Sorry, sir. I definitely contributed to this.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ticker5.jpgticker5Toilet paper. Because we are classy.https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ticker6.jpgticker6Looks like snow, but is really everyone on Wall Street's shredded documents. Oh the stories they could tell...https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ticker1.jpgticker1https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ticker2.jpgticker2View from the 20th floor roof deck2012-02-07T20:53:39+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/02/03/42/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/yessmokingsign.gifYesSmokingSignhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tomp3.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAhttps://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tomp11.jpgtomp1https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tomp2.jpgtomp2https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/tomp1.jpgtomp12012-02-04T17:27:39+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/02/01/my-boyfriend-kindle-cover/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cover.pngcoverAint he handsome?2012-02-01T20:56:53+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/02/01/fck-you-kindle-for-making-me-like-you/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/kindle.jpgkindleOh why can't I hate you?https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/beautifulbooks.jpgbeautifulbooksBeautiful classics2012-02-01T18:01:22+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/01/31/honey-bears/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/honey-bear.jpghoney bearHoney bears deserve polite greetings, too.2012-01-31T18:46:27+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/01/30/part-three-the-rest-of-what-ive-learned/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/phebaby.jpgOLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAI puke in electronics,2012-01-31T15:46:57+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/01/30/hello-world/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/shaunflowers2.jpgtulipminebeauty is in the details2012-02-02T12:16:52+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.com/2012/01/30/part-2-still-learning/https://opheliasprozac.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/no_drunk_texting_b2_rgb.jpgno_drunk_texting_B2_RGB2012-01-31T15:45:46+00:00monthlyhttps://opheliasprozac.comdaily1.02016-09-19T20:54:17+00:00